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Yoga in Palm Springs

Hiking in the Indian Canyons, home of the Cahuilla Indians

Yoga in Palm Springs thanks to joe-kster

Centuries ago, ancestors of the Agua Caliente Cahuilla Indians settled in the Palm Springs, California area and developed extensive and complex communities in Palm, Murray, Andreas, Tahquitz and Chino Canyons.

Fifteen miles long, Palm Canyon is one of the great beauty spots in Western North America. Its indigenous flora and fauna, which the Cahuilla peoples so expertly used, and its abundant Washingtonia filifera (California Fan palm trees), are breathtaking contrasts to the stark, rocky gorges and barren desert lands beyond. A moderately graded, paved foot path winds down into the canyon for picnicking near the stream, meditating, exploring, hiking or horseback riding.
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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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