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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Discipline yourself and others won't need to. - John Wooden

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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