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Young At Heart thanks to Barry McCartney

Time is a concept that humans created

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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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