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Time is a concept that humans created

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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

You can't depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - American Proverb

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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