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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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