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Zipbridge

England moves from Bailey Bridge to Lorry Bridge

Zipbridge thanks to Mel Hardman

Build a bridge and they will come

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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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