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As The World Turns

LP recording of our time on earth

As The World Turns thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Permanently recording our life story
LP record: long-playing; 12 or 10 inch vinyl record that spins at 33 1/3 rpm

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. - Katharine Hepburn

The world is won by those who let it go. - Lao-tzu

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility. - Albert Einstein

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

He who has conquered his own coward spirit has conquered the whole outward world. - Thomas Hughes

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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