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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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