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Why Bibles are the No. 1 best seller in the world

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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