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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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