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Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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