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Awkward Family Reunion

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Awkward Family Reunion thanks to Keith Blake

Welcoming the family from a galaxy far, far away

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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