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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes I think the difference between what we want and what we're afraid of is about the width of an eyelash. - Jay McInerney

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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