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Bacon Reasons

Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons...

Bacon Reasons thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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