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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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