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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Your real influence is measured by your treatment of yourself. - A. Bronson Alcott

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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