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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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