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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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