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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Your real influence is measured by your treatment of yourself. - A. Bronson Alcott

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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