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Bed Friends

When friendship is the best medicine

Bed Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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Wise Electricity Use

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Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

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Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

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Swiss Reaper

Original Play Station

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