Bed Friends

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell