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Beef Teeth

How to cook tough beef

Beef Teeth thanks to Mike King

Turning tough cuts into tender ones

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor


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