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Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?

Big Bird Feeder thanks to Keith Blake

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright


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