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Billy Goat Gruff

Norwegian fairy tale comes to life

Billy Goat Gruff thanks to Keith Blake

What's tougher than Three Billy Goats?

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you. - Elmer Davis

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

So few want to be rebels anymore. And out of those few, most, like myself, scare easily. - Ray Bradbury

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I started to realize how many great things could happen by confronting the things that scare you most. - David Archuleta

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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