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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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