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Truck turning lights for tailgating drivers

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Truck safety - beware of wide truck turns

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A dead-end street is a good place to turn around. - Naomi Judd

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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