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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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