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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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