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Blonde in a Snowstorm

Dad helps Blonde daughter survive winter driving conditions

A blonde driving her car through downtown Moncton, became lost in a blinding snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her Dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."
Blonde in a Snowstorm thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her Dad had told her that if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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