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The absence of desire can be fatal. - Unknown

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The way to gain a good reputation, is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. - Socrates

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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