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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


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