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He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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