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Bottom Dweller

Finding a secret message on the bottom of a carton

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Look at the 2 chimpanzoos over here - Archie Bunker

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Sebastian said, "Truth is the bottom of a bottomless well." - Katherine Hepburn

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If you haven't experienced the bottom, you won't appreciate the top. - Joe Segal

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

An endeavor to please elders is at the bottom of high marks and mediocre careers. - John Day Chapman

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

When I started out, I hated the way the cities looked. But I found some pleasure in looking at the spaces between buildings. - Frank Gehry

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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