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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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