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Broken Potted Plant Art

Resuscitation for tired garden ornaments

Broken Potted Plant Art thanks to Lisa LaRonde

Unique garden ornaments include decorative accents, garden sculptures, metal yard art and solar garden arts

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Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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