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Brownie recipes that are good to the last letter

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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