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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

I don't know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. It certainly couldn't be a feasible business by itself. - Unknown

To believe in yourself and to follow your dreams, to have goals in life and a drive to succeed, and to surround yourself with the things and the people that make you happy - this is success! - Sasha Azevedo


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