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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Once you agree upon the price you and your family must pay for success, it enables you to ignore the minor hurts the opponent's pressure, and the temporary failures. - Vince Lombardi

It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously. - H L Mencken


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