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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I don't know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. It certainly couldn't be a feasible business by itself. - Unknown

I watch the owners suffer. They have businesses and they're very successful, but when it comes to sports, it's like they lose a lot of business judgment. - Donald Trump

Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds. - Orison S. Marden

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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