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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Be getting your customers to agree with you in small steps along the way, you have a better chance of reaching agreement when it's time to do business. - Harvey Mackay

If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius. - Jospeph Addison

Holding back technology to preserve broken business models is like allowing blacksmiths to veto the internal combustion engine in order to protect their horseshoes. - Don Tapscott

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved. - Helen Keller

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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