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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein


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