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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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