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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell


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