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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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