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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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