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Canadian Controversy

How Canada sweetens its currency exchange

Canadian Controversy thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Bank of Canada douses $100 bills in maple syrup

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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