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Canadian License Plate

Always polite, always sorry, eh!

Canadian License Plate thanks to John Haywood-Farmer

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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