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Canned Cheeseburger thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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