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I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. - Chris Roberson

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila. - Muhammad Ali

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest. - Anton S LaVey


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