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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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