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A man's bathroom etiquette guide

Chicks Be Like thanks to Jim Serritella

The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers

Spaghetti Western

Under The Weather

Backpack Barney

My Sweet Potato

Who Needs a Guard Dog?

My Next Life

Mouse Insider

Close Ups

Redneck Camera Phone

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Redneck Cupboard

Homeless Signs

Floor Store

Mary Go Round

City Beach Castle

Rescue Pup

Your Meal Is Ready

Bicycle Water Bottle Holder

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