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Child Instrument thanks to Howard Chapman

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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