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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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