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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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