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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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