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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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