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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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