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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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