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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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