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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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