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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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