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Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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