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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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