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Coffee Owl Painting

Java special talent with birds of prey?

Coffee Owl Painting thanks to Alisia Gwinnard

My coffee got so cold, I made an owl with it

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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