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Cold Corners

Math solution to warm you up

Cold Corners thanks to Kay Smurthwaite

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We boil at different degrees. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

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