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College Math Creativity

Trigonometry Trick - turning sin() to six

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor


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