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Colour Wheel

Mother nature's tire tread of life

Colour Wheel thanks to LeeAnne Palmer

How to best view the autumn colour change - why leaves change colour

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller. - Unknown

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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