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Finding a quiet place to read

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My time in the spotlight

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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

People who shine from within don't need the spotlight. - Unknown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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