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Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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