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Commenstrual with my experience - Archie Bunker

There is no such thing as vicarious experience. - Mary Parker Follett

You can't create experience, you undergo it. - Albert Camus

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Being frightened is an experience you can't buy. - Anthony Price

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. - Simon Bolivar

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Steven Wright

I never think of my audiences as customers. I think of them as partners. - James Stewart

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment. - Unknown

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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