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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

There is no such thing as vicarious experience. - Mary Parker Follett

You can't create experience, you undergo it. - Albert Camus

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Acquiring knowledge is passive; experience is active. - Unknown

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. - Dan Stanford

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. - Simon Bolivar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick


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