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Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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