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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen


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