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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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