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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen


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