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Leaning Tower of Lisa: 'Lean on me!', so she did...

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The way forwards is backwards. - Dave Sexton

Diaper backward spells repaid. - Marshall McLuhan

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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