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Dead Hand

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Dead Hand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The 'dead man's hand' is a two-pair poker hand consisting of two black aces and two black eights. Along with an unknown 'hole' card, these were the cards reportedly held by 'Old West' folk hero, lawman and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was murdered.
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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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