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Detroit Counterfeit Bill

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Detroit Counterfeit Bill thanks to Jerry VanHorne

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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