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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Working with Sophia Loren was like being bombed with watermelons. - Alan Ladd

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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