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Many hands make light work. - Unknown

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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