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Taking a trip down memory lane

Disk Drive thanks to Mel Hoskins

Does your computer have enough memory to access this street?

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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