#1 humor site on the 'net

Disk Drive

Taking a trip down memory lane

Disk Drive thanks to Mel Hoskins

Does your computer have enough memory to access this street?

QuotaBills
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


Squirrel Gymnast

Economic Stimulation

Financial Meltdown

Redneck Tailgate

Marital Rating Chart - Wife

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes

Cultivator

Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

TP Safety

Crochet Shorts

Wine Bottle Recycling

Garden Outhouse

Alberta Winter Fridge

Wheelbarrow Wheelies

Redneck Deer Stand

Bucket Seat

Security Camera Setup

Smithton Stoneys

Hearse Parking

Just Saying Goodbye

Golden End of the Rainbow

Redneck Shower

Thank You For Driving

Debbie's Fridge