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Why drinking fountain water will never taste the same

Dog Bidet thanks to Keith Blake

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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