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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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