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Why drinking fountain water will never taste the same

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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